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Death of a Rockstar"
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YOU'll WANT TO WATCH IT MULTIPLE TIMES!
you'll be singing the soundtrack for weeks!
YOU'll find yourself screaming...
bring back that rock n roll!
Buy the signed DVD and get a FREE digital download of...
"Röckët Stähr's Death of a Rockstar"
ONLY $14.99 with FREE SHIPPING AND HANDLING! SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE DETAILS!
DO YOU WANT A THRILLING AND UNIQUE ROCK N ROLL EXPERIENCE?
ONE THAT'S REMINISCENT OF A TIME WHEN ROCK N ROLL RULED THE WORLD?!
You do?!!!
WELL then you've come to the right place, my friend!
Because MY SOON-TO-BE-CULT-CLASSIC, UNDERGROUND, ANIMATED ROCK OPERA FEATURE FILM WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF THAT AND MORE!
YOU'll WANT TO WATCH IT MULTIPLE TIMES!
you'll be singing the soundtrack for weeks!
YOU'll find yourself screaming...
...bring back that rock n roll!
Hi, my name is Röckët Stähr, and I made the epic, animated, rock opera feature film extravaganza, "Röckët Stähr's Death of a Rockstar," with one goal in mind:
SPECIAL DISCOUNTED OFFER:
a signed DVD* of "Röckët Stähr's Death of a Rockstar"
digital download of the full movie
(so you can watch it on your computer if you don't have
a DVD player)
a cool "Röckët Stähr" sticker
30-day MONEY-back Guarantee,
So if you don't Like the movie,
I'll give you your money back!
(maybe I'm crazy to offer that, but I'm so confident that you're going to love this movie and the music in it, that that's the risk I'm willing to take!)
and I'll even throw in
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ALL for only $14.99
* If you'd prefer a Hi-def bluray with bonus features, You can upgrade to one for just $4.99 more at checkout!
this deal is so good,
so chock-full of value,
it can only be described as being...
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On my webstore, this package is over $30: $15 for the DVD Alone, $5 for me to sign it, $5 to adD the digital version, the s&H Would be a bit over $6, and you won't get a 30-day money-back guarantee.
that's a 50% savings if you
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"can you tell me more
about the movie first?"
absolutely! My name is Röckët Stähr,
and It took me 13 years to create
"Röckët Stähr's Death of a Rockstar."
8 of those years were
spent animating the whole movie entirely on my own
I also wrote all 26 of the songs, scored it (using all live orchestrations), played all guitar, piano, and bass, sang all of the vocal parts (excluding the female lead), produced, and mixed it.
sample all of the music here:
It's "Yellow Submarine" meets "Rocky Horror Picture Show" meets "Tommy" meets
"Jesus Christ Superstar"
a fun, colorful, subversive, love letter to classic rock n' roll and 20th century
American pop culture.
The story is that of a...
...Starry eyed child...
...a 4-armed rockstar clone createD by an underground mad scientist, with the intention on sending him on a guerilla tour to rock n roll the masses free from tyranny. But, of course, The best laid plans often go awry.
HERE'S WHAT OTHERS
ARE SAYING:
Oh no! You've reached the end of the page!
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO NOW?!
Well, there's really only one thing left to do:
Here's my special discounted offer:
a signed DVD* of "Röckët Stähr's Death of a Rockstar"
digital download of the full movie
(so you can watch it on your computer if you don't have a DVD player)
a cool "Röckët Stähr" sticker
30-day MONEY-back Guarantee, So if you don't Like the movie, I'll give you your money back!
(maybe I'm crazy to offer that, but I'm so confident that you're going to love this movie and the music in it, that that's the risk I'm willing to take!)
and I'll even throw in FREE shipping and handling
anywhere in the U.S.!
